1 00:00:03,167 --> 00:00:05,294 Here's what you missed on Shameless last time: 2 00:00:05,461 --> 00:00:07,546 Not too much. Was kind of light last week. 3 00:00:07,755 --> 00:00:10,508 Jesus Christ, I need you to do this. 4 00:00:10,716 --> 00:00:13,344 I need you to get your shit together, get the kids back. 5 00:00:13,511 --> 00:00:17,348 No drugs, no booze. I need your piss clean and your eyes white. 6 00:00:17,515 --> 00:00:19,767 It's why the good Lord put me here. 7 00:00:19,975 --> 00:00:23,103 So I can take in all his babies don't nobody else want. 8 00:00:23,312 --> 00:00:25,648 Rule number one: No sitting on the good furniture. 9 00:00:25,814 --> 00:00:27,650 We have filed paperwork to adopt Liam. 10 00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:31,445 Oh, no, Liam. Did you pee on the couch again? And the wall too? 11 00:00:31,654 --> 00:00:33,614 How the hell are we gonna get that out? 12 00:00:33,781 --> 00:00:36,283 Take it back to the hospital Somebody will want it. 13 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,702 -I want it. -It's me or the baby. 14 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:41,205 - What is that for? - Sex swing. 15 00:00:41,372 --> 00:00:43,832 Oh, God. It's good for us to grow. 16 00:00:43,999 --> 00:00:45,417 No! 17 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:47,461 Just fake wedding pictures for the INS. 18 00:00:47,628 --> 00:00:49,922 I hate this INS bullshit! 19 00:00:50,089 --> 00:00:52,591 -Shit! -What the fuck? 20 00:00:55,636 --> 00:00:58,973 No son of mine is gonna be a goddamn AIDS monkey. 21 00:00:59,139 --> 00:01:00,516 Who reported us? 22 00:01:00,683 --> 00:01:04,478 I would like to report a negligent situation. 23 00:01:04,645 --> 00:01:09,358 Six kids living in squalor. No parental supervision. 24 00:01:09,525 --> 00:01:12,444 If it's all right, I would like to remain anonymous. 25 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:52,002 -Get the locks? -Hardware store isn't open. 26 00:02:52,168 --> 00:02:54,088 Did you knock? Mandy sleeps upstairs. 27 00:02:54,254 --> 00:02:56,965 -I'll get it. -Let's go. Deadbolts. Front and back. 28 00:02:57,132 --> 00:02:59,927 -Frank's not allowed in anymore. -Gonna rip him a new one? 29 00:03:00,094 --> 00:03:03,889 We're done with him. Let's go. Come on, don't wanna be late. 30 00:03:04,056 --> 00:03:06,600 You sure about this? 31 00:03:19,113 --> 00:03:23,325 - What the hell? TV's broken. - Uh... Parental controls. 32 00:03:23,492 --> 00:03:25,703 We wouldn't want you stumbling onto something. 33 00:03:25,869 --> 00:03:28,872 -That's the only reason to watch. -Still gets Discovery Kids... 34 00:03:29,039 --> 00:03:32,668 ...Disney and Bravo. Put the remote down. It's time for your bath. 35 00:03:32,835 --> 00:03:35,754 How many times do I have to smell like mango and pomegranate? 36 00:03:35,921 --> 00:03:38,841 If you think I'm gonna let you near your tutor without one... 37 00:03:39,007 --> 00:03:41,176 -...you got another thing coming. -Tutor? 38 00:03:41,343 --> 00:03:44,471 To brush up on your math. You're two grade levels behind. 39 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:46,348 Only two? 40 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:51,145 - Daddy! - I missed you, baby. 41 00:03:51,603 --> 00:03:53,814 They finally let Maria's dad out of prison? 42 00:03:53,981 --> 00:03:56,358 He'll be back. So will she. 43 00:03:56,525 --> 00:03:58,777 Till then, drop the mop. Come on. 44 00:03:58,944 --> 00:04:02,865 -You want me to do laundry first? -You are going to replace her. 45 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:06,994 Downstairs. 46 00:04:09,329 --> 00:04:12,791 -Downstairs? -You gonna make me push you down? 47 00:04:17,254 --> 00:04:20,549 Okay, all right. Find a seat and get busy. 48 00:04:30,017 --> 00:04:33,187 Debbie, here, next to me. 49 00:04:33,353 --> 00:04:35,063 You can share my Krazy Glue. 50 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,942 She forces us to make jewelry? 51 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:42,196 Oh, no, you don't have to. Not if you aren't hungry. 52 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:46,450 One bracelet gets you a burger, four earrings, french fries. 53 00:04:48,786 --> 00:04:50,954 I don't think this is legal. 54 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:53,373 Used to only be a couple of us down here... 55 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:55,542 ...but business took off when Mama Kamala... 56 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:57,878 ...started slapping those "Made in Africa" stickers on. 57 00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:07,179 -Dust gets my allergies going. -The mold and rat droppings can't help. 58 00:05:07,346 --> 00:05:09,556 I'd take more but it makes me sleepy. 59 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:13,268 Idle hands are the devil's work. Hmm? 60 00:05:21,568 --> 00:05:22,653 Last one. 61 00:05:23,111 --> 00:05:25,697 If I had a dime for every time I heard you say that... 62 00:05:25,864 --> 00:05:27,282 ...I'd have exactly one dime. 63 00:05:27,825 --> 00:05:30,494 -Court hearing's tomorrow. -You already pissed in a cup. 64 00:05:30,661 --> 00:05:33,247 Spot test. Anything to keep families apart. 65 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:35,666 -One more. -Amen, Frank. 66 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:39,335 Gestapo tried to declare me an unfit parent. 67 00:05:39,503 --> 00:05:41,672 You brought a crack pipe to the courthouse. 68 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,967 Who the hell tries to run a crack pipe through a metal detector? 69 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:48,262 I know the dog and pony. Show up in a suit... 70 00:05:48,428 --> 00:05:51,347 ...flash some AA chips, character reference... 71 00:05:51,515 --> 00:05:54,476 -...they'll hand the brats over. -Nice the bar's set so high. 72 00:05:54,643 --> 00:05:57,020 Nothing more American than a second chance. 73 00:05:57,187 --> 00:05:58,564 Or a third or a fourth. 74 00:05:58,730 --> 00:06:02,693 Redemption, tugs at the heartstrings. Shot for the road. 75 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:04,945 You be careful, Frank. 76 00:06:05,112 --> 00:06:08,407 Those child-stealing, liberal bastards are out for blood. 77 00:06:08,574 --> 00:06:12,077 Broke my judicial cherry years ago, Chester. 78 00:06:12,244 --> 00:06:16,081 They will never take my kids from me. 79 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,045 - I want the kids. - Ugh. Your parents know? 80 00:06:22,212 --> 00:06:24,298 -Not yet. -They'll relinquish their rights? 81 00:06:24,464 --> 00:06:26,925 My dad's made a career of refusing responsibility. 82 00:06:27,092 --> 00:06:29,636 -Mom's MIA. -What are my chances? 83 00:06:29,803 --> 00:06:33,140 Cases I take are about whether a kid's gonna live in Aspen or Monaco. 84 00:06:33,307 --> 00:06:36,310 -My brother said you'd help. -Told Chip I'd give five minutes. 85 00:06:36,476 --> 00:06:38,896 -Please, Mr. Redel. -You can't afford me. 86 00:06:39,062 --> 00:06:41,397 -You do pro bono. -As little as possible. 87 00:06:41,565 --> 00:06:45,319 My brothers and sister are in foster homes and my father is the reason why. 88 00:06:45,485 --> 00:06:48,697 I need custody so I can get them home. You're not going anywhere... 89 00:06:48,864 --> 00:06:50,574 ...until you tell me how to do it. 90 00:06:53,619 --> 00:06:57,539 You know, the firm makes me do one pro bono case a year. 91 00:06:57,706 --> 00:06:59,541 This won't be as bad as representing... 92 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,169 ...those scary motherfuckers at Innocence Project. 93 00:07:02,336 --> 00:07:05,672 -What do I have to do? -Get your parents to terminate their rights... 94 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,008 ...prove you can provide a stable environment. 95 00:07:08,175 --> 00:07:12,262 Get W-2s to show you got a full-time job. You got a place for the kids to live? 96 00:07:12,763 --> 00:07:14,598 Okay. 97 00:07:15,182 --> 00:07:17,809 Get your arm out of the door so I can go bill somebody. 98 00:07:19,394 --> 00:07:21,396 Thanks. 99 00:07:24,232 --> 00:07:27,235 Baby's finally asleep. 100 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:29,821 Oh, no. 101 00:07:29,988 --> 00:07:33,533 Should be able to squeeze in a good 40 minutes before he's back up. 102 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:34,785 Jody. 103 00:07:34,952 --> 00:07:38,455 Babe, this is gonna blow your mind. 104 00:07:38,622 --> 00:07:40,457 What if I don't want my mind blown? 105 00:07:40,624 --> 00:07:43,085 All I'm gonna think about while you choke me out... 106 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:45,253 ...is how much I love you. 107 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:49,424 Sweetheart, I can't hang you. 108 00:07:49,591 --> 00:07:53,845 I hang myself. I just need you to cut me down when I pass out. 109 00:07:58,016 --> 00:07:59,643 -Do not do this! -No. 110 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,353 I gotta get that! 111 00:08:03,605 --> 00:08:05,691 Get down! 112 00:08:09,903 --> 00:08:13,991 Yeah. That'll work. Oh. 113 00:08:18,495 --> 00:08:20,998 Oh. Hello. Can I help you? 114 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:23,917 Tell her! 115 00:08:26,044 --> 00:08:29,172 I think you have my baby in there. 116 00:08:30,048 --> 00:08:32,050 -Uh, we need it back. -What? 117 00:08:32,217 --> 00:08:33,593 You have a Asian baby in there. 118 00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:37,556 -Baby. -My mom wants him back. 119 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:44,229 Tell us your name. 120 00:08:45,022 --> 00:08:46,648 Paula. 121 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:52,154 Alcoholic. 122 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,823 Welcome, Paula. 123 00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:57,993 Keep coming back. Keep coming back. 124 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,830 All right. Would anyone like a 30-day chip? 125 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:04,291 Right here. Right here. 126 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:08,545 -Let's skip the hug. It's a little gay. -Bullshit! 127 00:09:09,171 --> 00:09:13,258 Thirty days? Frank hasn't been sober for 30 minutes. 128 00:09:13,425 --> 00:09:16,261 -Mind your own business. -I can smell the booze from here. 129 00:09:16,428 --> 00:09:19,014 - Give me the chip. Let me borrow it. - Don't do it. 130 00:09:19,181 --> 00:09:23,185 You've got to earn the chip, like we all did, through blood, sweat and tears. 131 00:09:23,351 --> 00:09:26,396 Only requirement for membership is the desire to stop drinking. 132 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:31,068 Exactly. If I'm tempted by the bottle, I can look to the chip for encouragement. 133 00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:33,862 Pay it forward, Nance. 134 00:09:34,029 --> 00:09:38,241 This meeting is for people who have changed their lives for the better, Frank. 135 00:09:38,742 --> 00:09:40,994 -Come on. -Can't do it. 136 00:09:43,622 --> 00:09:47,167 For the better? You're all dying a slow, miserable death... 137 00:09:47,334 --> 00:09:49,961 ...thanks to this cult of self-improvement. 138 00:09:50,128 --> 00:09:55,092 Drop off the kids, 9 to 5. PTA, AA. You call that a life? 139 00:09:55,258 --> 00:09:58,804 This ain't North Korea. Alcohol is a gift. 140 00:09:59,554 --> 00:10:00,597 It's time to go. 141 00:10:00,764 --> 00:10:04,559 Nance, what happened to you? You used to dance on tables. 142 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:09,314 Now it's cleaning your dad's catheter and the graveyard shift at the drug store. 143 00:10:09,481 --> 00:10:12,609 You're young, don't pack it in. 144 00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:17,948 All right. All right, slow down. 145 00:10:18,115 --> 00:10:19,699 -I need to make a will. -What? 146 00:10:19,866 --> 00:10:22,702 -Can probably download one. -All right. For who? 147 00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:25,455 Aunt Ginger. I'm gonna finally make it official. 148 00:10:25,664 --> 00:10:28,667 I'm getting the house. And I need a W-2 to show I have a job. 149 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:32,212 It doesn't matter if you can't get Monica to sign away her rights. 150 00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:35,757 I don't need her to sign. I was forging doctor's notes in first grade. 151 00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:39,052 -Hey. -Hey, thought I heard the door. 152 00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:42,681 -They let you out of the group home? -Uh, they cut us loose, dawn till dusk. 153 00:10:42,848 --> 00:10:44,307 I found them. 154 00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:47,435 I'm going to visit Carl and Liam. 155 00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:51,231 He asked for M-80s, a Nintendo DS, and ninja throwing stars. 156 00:10:51,398 --> 00:10:53,650 - Could use your help. - How? 157 00:10:53,859 --> 00:10:54,985 I'm getting custody. 158 00:10:57,571 --> 00:10:58,905 Of us? 159 00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:02,325 It's the only way to bring everyone home and keep it that way. 160 00:11:07,122 --> 00:11:11,293 Timmy is the father. The father gets the baby. It's the law. 161 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,879 Tell them. You never give up your rights. 162 00:11:14,045 --> 00:11:15,671 Well, we got rights too, lady. 163 00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:18,967 If we want to get rid of a kid, we stay in China. 164 00:11:20,927 --> 00:11:23,471 -Show me the baby. -Don't you do it. 165 00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:26,099 -She is his grandmother. -So are you. 166 00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:29,685 -Please. -Okay. Okay. 167 00:11:32,772 --> 00:11:34,774 What's wrong? You break him? 168 00:11:34,941 --> 00:11:36,943 -He's got Down syndrome. -We fix him. 169 00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:39,654 -Fix him? -Fix the baby. 170 00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:41,364 Traditional Chinese medicine. 171 00:11:41,531 --> 00:11:44,242 Special herbs from Guangxi Province. Good as new. 172 00:11:44,451 --> 00:11:47,037 You can't fix Down syndrome. It's an extra chromosome. 173 00:11:47,204 --> 00:11:50,415 We have an herb for chromosome. Have an herb for everything. 174 00:11:50,582 --> 00:11:54,920 Chromosome goes away. Isn't that right, beautiful boy? 175 00:11:55,503 --> 00:11:58,965 -What's this? -Nothing. It's for the dog. 176 00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:00,634 Here. Sparky? 177 00:12:01,968 --> 00:12:04,221 Can I hold him? 178 00:12:04,888 --> 00:12:06,848 Oh... 179 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:10,602 Where's the mother? Father is here. 180 00:12:10,769 --> 00:12:14,522 Baby needs a father. We have a big family. 181 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:18,193 Many little cousins to play with. 182 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:23,281 -What's taking so long? -You don't have to do this. 183 00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:26,660 Custody. It's a big responsibility. 184 00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:29,287 Lip will help. And Ian. 185 00:12:30,038 --> 00:12:31,747 -It's permanent. -Exactly. 186 00:12:31,915 --> 00:12:34,876 Frank permanently out of our lives. 187 00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:38,421 Doing Kev's taxes every year since I was 10 is finally gonna pay off. 188 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:41,424 You just gotta scan the W-2 and change the name. 189 00:12:41,591 --> 00:12:44,427 It's so easy, it's like they're daring you to commit fraud. 190 00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,846 I don't wanna get Kev in trouble. 191 00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:50,141 - Yo, Kev? - Hey. Need a refill? 192 00:12:50,308 --> 00:12:52,768 No. Is it cool if we put Fiona's name on your W-2? 193 00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:55,105 Sure. What's a W-2? 194 00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:56,940 Hmm? 195 00:12:57,107 --> 00:13:00,318 Even if he gets pinched, the feds will figure out pretty quickly... 196 00:13:00,485 --> 00:13:03,947 ...he can't do his own taxes, let alone fake someone else's. 197 00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:07,450 -Anything else? -Yeah, I need you to get a will notarized. 198 00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:09,286 -A will? -Aunt Ginger's. 199 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:12,038 Good news. She died, we're getting the house. 200 00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:14,916 Will's no good without a death certificate. 201 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:18,503 -Yeah. We're gonna need a body too. -Where you gonna get a dead body? 202 00:13:19,045 --> 00:13:22,757 - Oh. Sorry to bail, it's my mom. - Everything okay? 203 00:13:22,924 --> 00:13:26,261 Divorce plus copious amounts of chardonnay equals expensive accidents. 204 00:13:26,428 --> 00:13:28,596 I'll call you later, okay? Oh. 205 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,229 Bacardi. Leave the bottle. 206 00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:40,859 Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 207 00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,403 Estefania texted. Immigration's at her house. 208 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:46,364 -You told me they were coming tomorrow! -Go, go, go! 209 00:13:46,531 --> 00:13:49,451 Open the door! Go! 210 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:53,496 -What the fuck are you watching? -Cartoons. Road Runner is funny as shit. 211 00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:54,956 Jesus Christ. 212 00:13:55,123 --> 00:13:57,667 Three bracelets and once necklace. 213 00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,920 Enough for chicken wings. 214 00:14:08,595 --> 00:14:11,847 -Just two? -Two earrings. 215 00:14:12,015 --> 00:14:15,352 -Four earrings. -Two pairs. Earrings come in pairs. 216 00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:19,189 God helps those who help themselves. You want them or not? 217 00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:22,734 Can I use the bathroom? 218 00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,881 Where do you think you're going? 219 00:14:46,091 --> 00:14:48,551 Mama Kamala sees everything. 220 00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:40,520 Sorry to keep you waiting. Wilton. Steve Wilton. 221 00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:42,772 Estefania's husband. Hi. 222 00:15:43,857 --> 00:15:45,191 What are we doing? 223 00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:47,819 - Hey. Need a favor. - Uh-oh. 224 00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:49,654 That's how I started the talk with my mom. 225 00:15:49,821 --> 00:15:52,073 I hope you're not asking me to mount your man. 226 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,368 Those geriatrics at the nursing home drop like flies, right? 227 00:15:55,535 --> 00:15:57,996 Thought it would be, "Wham, bam, thank you, mom"... 228 00:15:58,163 --> 00:16:01,833 ...but Kev's sperm were as gun-shy as he was. Bought an ovulation calendar. 229 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,461 -Have to track her damn cycle. -You're going again? 230 00:16:04,627 --> 00:16:06,880 At least this way I'll know when she's fertile. 231 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:09,841 I don't want Kevin fucking my mom any more than he has to. 232 00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:13,094 So you must lose a couple of seniors at the home a week, right? 233 00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:17,098 More when Bernice is working. That bitch is like the grim fucking reaper. 234 00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:18,641 Why? 235 00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,935 I need a body. 236 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:22,437 To get the kids back. 237 00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:25,482 -A real live body? -Not live. 238 00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:29,068 Thanks. Knew I could count on you. 239 00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:33,656 Father Pete. Just who I was looking for. 240 00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:37,076 The silver's locked up, Frank. 241 00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:41,623 You always had a great sense of humor, Padre. 242 00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:44,417 There's not enough laughs in religion these days. 243 00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:47,045 Too much fire and brimstone. It turns the kids off. 244 00:16:47,212 --> 00:16:50,381 -Got a sermon to write. -While you're putting pen to paper... 245 00:16:50,548 --> 00:16:53,051 ...how about dashing off a letter for yours truly? 246 00:16:53,218 --> 00:16:57,138 -Kids got taken away again? -Superlatives appreciated. 247 00:16:57,764 --> 00:17:01,309 I wrote you character references two times and you're still a deadbeat. 248 00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:03,311 I've turned over a new leaf. 249 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:06,105 You're the reason we had to install security cameras. 250 00:17:06,272 --> 00:17:08,107 Close the door on your way out. 251 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:10,777 So that's it? 252 00:17:11,194 --> 00:17:15,406 You're turning away sinners who are looking for forgiveness? 253 00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:19,869 This is why white kids are flocking to Allah. 254 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:22,038 We are in a war for hearts and minds... 255 00:17:22,205 --> 00:17:26,584 ...you are shipping American youth to terror camps in Pakistan. 256 00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:30,713 This is what happens when you put a German in charge of the Church. 257 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,384 -You're not leaving, are you? -Just reprint the one you did last time. 258 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,636 Then you'll get the hell out? 259 00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:39,305 Use parish letterhead. 260 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:46,354 And if he gets a diaper rash, try the Desitin. 261 00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:48,856 And at night, sing him "Song Sung Blue." 262 00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:51,734 -"Song Sung Blue." -Yeah, he loves Neil Diamond. 263 00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,529 I put the words in the diaper bag. 264 00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:57,532 And tickle him. Don't forget to tickle him. 265 00:17:57,699 --> 00:18:00,535 He loves that, especially under the armpit. 266 00:18:00,702 --> 00:18:03,538 -He laughs so hard. -You sure this is what you want? 267 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:08,376 He should know his dad. Yeah. 268 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:13,923 This way he'll get to be with everyone. It's like a timeshare. 269 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,009 Oh, yeah. 270 00:18:16,342 --> 00:18:18,720 I love you so much, Hymie. 271 00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:22,015 Okay. 272 00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:24,726 -Okay. -Come tomorrow. 273 00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:27,937 -Tickle him. -I will. 274 00:18:28,104 --> 00:18:31,107 And we'll see you weekends and holidays. 275 00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:35,778 Don't forget Neil Diamond! 276 00:18:37,238 --> 00:18:41,284 "Sweet Caroline" and "Cracklin' Rosie Get on Board." 277 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,911 He loves Neil Diamond. 278 00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:50,126 It's the right thing to do. 279 00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:51,961 Can't see how. 280 00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:54,297 I miss him already. 281 00:18:59,093 --> 00:19:01,387 You wanna go upstairs? 282 00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:04,140 Babe? 283 00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:09,187 I should get back to Fiona. 284 00:19:09,354 --> 00:19:11,939 -Immigration is getting suspicious. -Not my fault. 285 00:19:12,106 --> 00:19:15,693 How much money do you have in this account, exactly? 286 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:19,489 Gas bill. You're going to be here now mornings and nights, yes? 287 00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:22,408 In case Immigration makes another surprise visit. 288 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:25,244 Yeah, absolutely. Wouldn't miss it. Other than tomorrow. 289 00:19:27,372 --> 00:19:30,708 My girlfriend's trying to adopt her siblings. The hearing's tomorrow. 290 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,920 Didn't even ask me, just assumed I'd be on board. 291 00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:36,255 And why would she ask you? 292 00:19:36,506 --> 00:19:40,635 I mean, it's not only her decision. It affects me too. 293 00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:44,639 -You always take care of your family. -I didn't exactly sign up for that. 294 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,893 She is too good for you. Cable. 295 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:51,771 You mind if I make one of these out to cash? Nothing big. 296 00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:53,940 Some walking-around money. A couple grand. 297 00:19:54,107 --> 00:19:56,275 Joint bank account is for Immigration only. 298 00:19:56,442 --> 00:19:58,695 Have a heart. I'm tapped. 299 00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:02,615 My parents' money is tied up in their divorce. I need cash... 300 00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:05,576 ...if I'm supporting a whole family now. 301 00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,037 You always take care of family. 302 00:20:08,204 --> 00:20:11,999 You take care of them, not Nando. 303 00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:18,339 -There was an old lady who lived in a shoe -She's 22. 304 00:20:18,506 --> 00:20:22,260 -So many kids, she didn't know what to do -She's been doing the job for years. 305 00:20:22,427 --> 00:20:25,263 -You cool with it? -Whatever it takes. You? 306 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,849 As long as I don't have to call her Mom. 307 00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:29,475 -Guess who? -Oh. 308 00:20:29,642 --> 00:20:31,519 Jimmy's dad? 309 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:33,730 Hey, you seen Mickey around? 310 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:36,149 He's been missing. He owes me 50 bucks. 311 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:38,735 -He'll be on his feet soon. -What happened? 312 00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:41,571 -My dad pistol-whipped him. -Why? 313 00:20:41,738 --> 00:20:44,824 Since when does anyone need a reason to pistol-whip Mickey? 314 00:20:44,991 --> 00:20:47,243 -Hey, you signed up yet? -For what? 315 00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:51,748 - SAT? The deadline's tomorrow. I told you. - I'll do it online. Takes two seconds. 316 00:20:51,914 --> 00:20:54,917 You said you'd graduate. You're fourth semester, senior year? 317 00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:57,044 My third. Only two courses left. 318 00:20:58,087 --> 00:21:02,258 - All right. So where are we going? - Drew up a will. We need it notarized. 319 00:21:02,717 --> 00:21:05,428 -Ginger Gallagher? -It's a long story. 320 00:21:05,595 --> 00:21:09,265 - Looks like you wrote down the wrong year. - Uh... No, that's the right year. 321 00:21:09,432 --> 00:21:11,726 What, 2006? 322 00:21:14,645 --> 00:21:18,149 -You taking the SAT? -Not unless someone's paying me. 323 00:21:23,154 --> 00:21:24,530 -Hey. -You must be Sheila. 324 00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:28,034 -Yes? -Jody's told us so much about you. 325 00:21:28,201 --> 00:21:29,243 -Hey. -Hi. 326 00:21:29,786 --> 00:21:33,915 -Are you friends of Jody's? -It was so good to get his call. 327 00:21:34,081 --> 00:21:36,167 -Outlet? -Um... It's around the corner. 328 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,294 -Where do you want the plastic? -Plastic? 329 00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:41,088 Yeah. The carpet looks nice. Wouldn't wanna ruin it. 330 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:45,259 Oh. Um, let me... Jody? Did Jody hire you guys to work on the house? 331 00:21:45,426 --> 00:21:47,011 Yo, Shawn, this enough lube? 332 00:21:47,178 --> 00:21:51,349 -Made a Costco run. Got another in the car. -Should last us for round one, right? 333 00:21:53,893 --> 00:21:56,062 Jody! 334 00:21:56,771 --> 00:21:59,190 What's up, fellas? You stretch yet, old man? 335 00:21:59,357 --> 00:22:01,526 -Yeah, yeah. -Where do you want the Gatorade? 336 00:22:01,692 --> 00:22:03,528 -Fridge is fine. -Can I talk to you? 337 00:22:03,694 --> 00:22:05,988 -You meet the guys? Be right back. -Yeah, I did. 338 00:22:06,155 --> 00:22:08,366 -What's wrong? -Get them out of here! 339 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:10,576 -I thought you'd be into it. -Are you nuts? 340 00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:14,705 -Figured it would get your mind off stuff. -I was right to have Hymie go. 341 00:22:14,872 --> 00:22:17,708 -What? -This isn't a healthy environment for a child. 342 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,211 - You mean I'm the reason he's gone? - Ahem. 343 00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:24,090 Is this gonna happen? I gotta pick up my daughter from ballet in an hour. 344 00:22:24,257 --> 00:22:27,093 -No! It is not! -Yes! Yes, it is! 345 00:22:28,343 --> 00:22:30,012 -Somewhere else. -Don't sweat it. 346 00:22:30,179 --> 00:22:32,682 I got an Evite to a bukkake party on the west side. 347 00:22:32,849 --> 00:22:35,476 Sweet. All right, guys. Let's get out of here. 348 00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:37,311 Jody. 349 00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:45,987 -Hey. Thanks for getting the deadbolts. -Hey. 350 00:22:46,153 --> 00:22:48,489 -How's your mom? -Just needed a little TLC. 351 00:22:48,656 --> 00:22:50,032 I need to find Frank. 352 00:22:50,199 --> 00:22:52,285 -Oh, he's upstairs. -You let him in? 353 00:22:52,451 --> 00:22:55,621 He was already raiding the fridge when I got here. 354 00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:02,336 You seen my suit? 355 00:23:02,503 --> 00:23:06,007 I'm gonna take the kids off your hands. All you gotta do is sign a form. 356 00:23:06,173 --> 00:23:08,718 I can't find anything in this goddamn house. 357 00:23:08,885 --> 00:23:11,053 Did you hear me? I want the kids. 358 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,265 You want a kid so bad, toss your birth control pills. 359 00:23:14,432 --> 00:23:17,518 I want you to give up your parental rights. 360 00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:21,314 I'm serious. Look, I already got Monica to sign. 361 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,983 You'd have to find her first. 362 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:27,737 -Where is she? -Not telling you. 363 00:23:27,904 --> 00:23:30,072 -She's my wife. -If she wanted you to know... 364 00:23:30,239 --> 00:23:33,200 ...she would have told you herself. You gonna sign the form? 365 00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:35,828 -No. -She did. 366 00:23:35,995 --> 00:23:38,748 -She would never do that. -I got a witness. 367 00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:41,292 It's not like you want your kids anyway. 368 00:23:41,459 --> 00:23:42,919 They're my kids. 369 00:23:43,085 --> 00:23:46,213 You're the one who called DFS on them to have them taken away. 370 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:48,257 -Bullshit. -I heard the tape. 371 00:23:48,423 --> 00:23:51,135 I never fucking called anybody. 372 00:23:51,302 --> 00:23:54,138 Of course you don't remember. You're drunk all the time. 373 00:23:55,056 --> 00:23:56,974 Just tell me what it's gonna take. 374 00:23:58,225 --> 00:24:01,187 What, suddenly you give a shit about your kids? 375 00:24:01,646 --> 00:24:04,357 You don't wanna sign, fine. 376 00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:07,026 I'll have you declared unfit. I already got a lawyer. 377 00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:11,280 -I'm getting the kids. -You're not taking my kids. 378 00:24:12,031 --> 00:24:16,160 It's Veronica. Says she's got a dead body for you? 379 00:24:18,371 --> 00:24:20,790 -All right. -Hey, V. 380 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,918 I'm hungry. 381 00:24:24,085 --> 00:24:26,545 Make more earrings. They're easier. 382 00:24:26,712 --> 00:24:28,673 Gotta escape. Get food. 383 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:31,133 Mama Kamala sees everything. 384 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,095 Could attack her with scissors. 385 00:24:34,261 --> 00:24:36,889 That's like going after a rhino with a butter knife. 386 00:24:37,056 --> 00:24:39,976 You call that a cross? 387 00:24:40,142 --> 00:24:42,937 Give me the damn Krazy Glue, Carley. 388 00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,523 Give me your Benadryl. 389 00:24:50,528 --> 00:24:54,740 Now this is a cross Jesus would be proud to be nailed to. 390 00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:08,129 You wanna play with this? All right. 391 00:25:08,587 --> 00:25:11,590 Careful with those throwing stars. They could pierce a jugular. 392 00:25:14,385 --> 00:25:16,178 You gotta get me out of here. 393 00:25:16,387 --> 00:25:17,805 -Why? -They took my rifle away. 394 00:25:17,972 --> 00:25:20,141 They make me brush my teeth after every meal. 395 00:25:20,307 --> 00:25:22,435 They're always around, seeing if I'm okay. 396 00:25:22,601 --> 00:25:26,439 -They're trying to be good parents? -Don't forget, Carl, church in 10 minutes. 397 00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:31,819 Shit. 398 00:25:36,407 --> 00:25:38,200 It's Fiona. I gotta go meet her. 399 00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:41,370 But, hey, um, see if you can get the security codes for this place. 400 00:25:41,536 --> 00:25:44,457 We'll come back in a couple months and steal a bunch of shit. 401 00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:47,043 Hang in there. 402 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,257 - Come on, Mandy, we gotta go. - I'll take them all. Thanks. 403 00:25:53,424 --> 00:25:54,592 See you, buddy. 404 00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:57,386 Bye. 405 00:26:23,537 --> 00:26:26,832 So, uh, thanks to me... 406 00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:28,959 ...you've been pistol-whipped and shot in the ass. 407 00:26:31,879 --> 00:26:34,215 Just wanna make sure you're okay. 408 00:26:36,342 --> 00:26:40,137 Hey, I can't stop thinking about it. What happened. 409 00:26:44,266 --> 00:26:45,726 Could you at least look at me? 410 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,233 Fine. 411 00:26:56,611 --> 00:26:59,907 Hey, seen any of your boyfriend's Sex Addicts Anonymous chips? 412 00:27:00,074 --> 00:27:01,659 I need one for court. 413 00:27:03,536 --> 00:27:06,122 He doesn't care about Sex Addicts Anonymous anymore... 414 00:27:06,288 --> 00:27:08,374 ...and it's all my fault. 415 00:27:09,416 --> 00:27:11,752 You know where he keeps them? 416 00:27:12,795 --> 00:27:14,797 What's going on? 417 00:27:15,464 --> 00:27:17,174 Where's the kid? 418 00:27:19,218 --> 00:27:21,804 Mrs. Wong's. 419 00:27:22,555 --> 00:27:24,849 -His grandmother. -You let her take him? 420 00:27:25,057 --> 00:27:26,851 Not forever. 421 00:27:27,059 --> 00:27:30,354 But this is not a healthy environment for a child. 422 00:27:30,521 --> 00:27:34,150 Jody is out of control. 423 00:27:34,358 --> 00:27:38,112 And he told me this would happen and I just pushed him and pushed him. 424 00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,865 I'm gonna miss that little half-wit. 425 00:27:41,991 --> 00:27:45,286 I'm just packing up some of his favorite toys. 426 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,913 Made in China, just like him. 427 00:27:48,414 --> 00:27:51,083 No wonder he likes them so much. 428 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:55,171 Must be a sense-memory thing with the lead paint. 429 00:27:55,504 --> 00:27:58,465 Don't let the kid go. Fight for him. 430 00:27:58,673 --> 00:28:03,053 How? We can't have a child here with Jody's problem. 431 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:06,557 -He just won't even listen. -Well, don't take no for an answer. 432 00:28:12,271 --> 00:28:14,481 We could help him see. 433 00:28:14,773 --> 00:28:17,902 -Heh. "We"? -An intervention. 434 00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:20,404 -Whoa! No, no, no. -Yes. 435 00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:22,448 Interventions aren't my thing. 436 00:28:22,615 --> 00:28:25,034 -Oh, Frank, please? -Mm. 437 00:28:25,201 --> 00:28:28,370 My libertarian leanings. Live and let live. You understand. 438 00:28:28,579 --> 00:28:32,875 Okay, well, take a day or two before you have to move out. 439 00:28:34,543 --> 00:28:36,128 Move out? 440 00:28:40,299 --> 00:28:43,636 LaRonda. Come on, LaRonda. 441 00:28:43,802 --> 00:28:46,805 -This is our chance. -No. 442 00:29:24,343 --> 00:29:27,054 Mama Kamala sees everything, huh? 443 00:29:30,474 --> 00:29:32,518 -Can't believe I'm doing this. -The will? 444 00:29:32,685 --> 00:29:35,938 -Signed and notarized. -Lanny. 445 00:29:37,439 --> 00:29:40,901 -Told you, two taps, then three. -Forgot the code. Let us in? 446 00:29:41,402 --> 00:29:44,280 Which one of you is looking for an old white woman? 447 00:29:47,741 --> 00:29:50,035 Booked a first-class ticket to eternal damnation. 448 00:29:50,244 --> 00:29:53,747 Out of rigor mortis, starting to decompose. Lucky for you, to be cremated. 449 00:29:53,914 --> 00:29:57,293 -Won't her family ask questions? -Jane Doe in the back, never ID'd. 450 00:29:57,459 --> 00:30:00,045 Best thing about ashes, they all look the same. 451 00:30:00,212 --> 00:30:02,339 -What do you want? -Could use a pick-me-up. 452 00:30:02,506 --> 00:30:03,757 Night shift's killing me. 453 00:30:03,966 --> 00:30:05,968 - What's your poison? - I'm not picky. 454 00:30:06,135 --> 00:30:10,472 Hmm, can you guys handle it from here? Mom got ambitious on the Ambien. 455 00:30:10,639 --> 00:30:14,893 -Meet you back at the house? -Wanna work fast. She won't stay cold long. 456 00:30:28,574 --> 00:30:30,242 I told you, I don't speak Spanish. 457 00:30:30,451 --> 00:30:32,286 Get the fuck out! 458 00:30:32,453 --> 00:30:34,663 Give me a couple of minutes, I'll recharge. 459 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:38,208 You got any roast beef? I just need some protein. Ho! 460 00:30:39,126 --> 00:30:41,587 Where the hell did you come from? 461 00:30:41,795 --> 00:30:43,505 -My husband. -Yeah. 462 00:30:43,922 --> 00:30:47,551 -Thought she lied about being married. -No. We're married. Joint bank account. 463 00:30:47,718 --> 00:30:49,345 - You go! - I need my clothes. 464 00:30:49,511 --> 00:30:52,890 -Go now! -I'm naked. 465 00:30:53,807 --> 00:30:55,893 Yeah, that wasn't the INS, was it? 466 00:30:56,101 --> 00:30:57,603 Ten seconds, all he has. 467 00:30:57,811 --> 00:31:00,564 -Push, push, push, done. -You called me here for this? 468 00:31:01,106 --> 00:31:02,816 Finish me? 469 00:31:03,025 --> 00:31:04,234 You're kidding. 470 00:31:04,401 --> 00:31:08,781 Okay, so that's all I'm good for now is, uh, babysitting and a booty call? 471 00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:17,873 Coming? 472 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,836 Hopefully not for at least 10 seconds. 473 00:31:31,553 --> 00:31:33,055 Okay. 474 00:31:33,263 --> 00:31:35,474 - Get the legs? - Jeez, it fucking reeks. 475 00:31:35,682 --> 00:31:38,602 Need the biohazard masks they use when Ebola breaks out. 476 00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:41,021 This is the best we got. Cover your nose. 477 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,440 - Lip, get her legs. - We really gonna do this? 478 00:31:43,607 --> 00:31:45,984 I'm not taking any chances. Okay. 479 00:31:46,985 --> 00:31:48,112 Okay, come on. 480 00:31:48,404 --> 00:31:50,531 - Oh, my God. - Lift, lift, lift. 481 00:31:50,739 --> 00:31:52,449 - You got her, Ian? - Go! 482 00:31:52,658 --> 00:31:55,411 - All right. - Okay. Okay. 483 00:31:55,828 --> 00:31:57,287 Oh, boy. 484 00:32:04,795 --> 00:32:06,422 Okay. 485 00:32:07,297 --> 00:32:09,299 Who wants to do the honors? 486 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:15,180 Look, the real Aunt Ginger lost a toe. Somebody's gotta snip it. 487 00:32:16,056 --> 00:32:18,600 -V, you're a nurse. -Not a chance. 488 00:32:23,105 --> 00:32:25,691 All right. Oh, fuck. 489 00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:33,490 - Won't it bleed? - The heart's stopped pumping. 490 00:32:35,826 --> 00:32:37,327 Okay. 491 00:32:39,872 --> 00:32:42,624 Fuck, no. No, no, no. 492 00:32:44,042 --> 00:32:45,586 Glue it shut when I'm done. 493 00:33:01,727 --> 00:33:02,728 Mm. 494 00:33:03,562 --> 00:33:07,191 -Debbie? What's going on? -Are you okay? 495 00:33:07,357 --> 00:33:10,068 -I can't talk, hungry. -Are they not feeding you? 496 00:33:10,235 --> 00:33:11,820 Do we have any more milk? 497 00:33:11,987 --> 00:33:13,322 You're not going back there. 498 00:33:13,530 --> 00:33:16,200 -Gotta bring food to the others. -Grab bread and cereal. 499 00:33:16,366 --> 00:33:18,744 - We're gonna need grocery bags. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 500 00:33:19,703 --> 00:33:22,372 You're coming home, Debs. I promise. 501 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,696 Sheila, can you get me the ice pack? 502 00:33:57,741 --> 00:34:02,079 -What's going on? Why's Tommy here? -We're here because we care about you. 503 00:34:02,287 --> 00:34:05,082 -What? -Your drinking is destroying your family. 504 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:07,042 It's not that kind of intervention. 505 00:34:07,209 --> 00:34:09,503 - Oh. Great. - Intervention? 506 00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:12,256 -Sit down, Jody. -I dropped a dozen loads. I need ice. 507 00:34:12,422 --> 00:34:13,715 Sit down. Sit. 508 00:34:13,882 --> 00:34:16,552 Sheila has prepared some remarks. 509 00:34:16,718 --> 00:34:19,137 I have. I prepared some. 510 00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:23,058 "Jody... 511 00:34:23,809 --> 00:34:27,437 ...when you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends... 512 00:34:27,646 --> 00:34:31,650 ...it made me feel sad and overextended. 513 00:34:31,858 --> 00:34:36,488 Sex in a committed relationship shouldn't involve sheets of plastic... 514 00:34:36,655 --> 00:34:39,032 ...and depriving the body of oxygen. 515 00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:42,494 -Sheila, I'm... -If you do not get the help you need... 516 00:34:42,661 --> 00:34:46,290 ...you will force me to shut you out of my life... 517 00:34:46,498 --> 00:34:51,211 ...and the life of my grandson, Hymie, who needs a healthy environment." 518 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,297 -Sheils... -Gotta go cold turkey. 519 00:34:53,505 --> 00:34:55,340 -Can we talk about this? -Only one way. 520 00:34:55,507 --> 00:34:59,052 Handcuff yourself and sweat it out. 521 00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:08,186 -Okay. -Not that easy. 522 00:35:08,353 --> 00:35:10,314 -Need something from you. -What? 523 00:35:10,522 --> 00:35:14,067 Chips are earned, through blood, sweat and tears. 524 00:35:14,234 --> 00:35:17,112 When you've earned them, you'll get them back. 525 00:35:20,616 --> 00:35:23,493 They're over there. 526 00:35:28,832 --> 00:35:30,834 I'm proud of you, Jody. 527 00:35:32,085 --> 00:35:33,295 Thank you, Frank. 528 00:35:33,503 --> 00:35:35,130 Thattaboy. 529 00:35:41,762 --> 00:35:43,388 Paramedics buying it? 530 00:35:47,476 --> 00:35:49,811 Been dead at least a day or two. 531 00:35:50,604 --> 00:35:53,899 We were gone for a few days. We found her when we got back. 532 00:35:54,733 --> 00:35:57,194 -You're Patrick's cousin, right? -You know Patrick? 533 00:35:57,361 --> 00:35:59,905 Play softball together. He's a hell of a bat... 534 00:36:00,072 --> 00:36:03,784 ...but he can barely make it to first base without oxygen. 535 00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:07,079 You are in a lot better shape. 536 00:36:07,537 --> 00:36:08,955 Well, that's not saying much. 537 00:36:09,456 --> 00:36:13,001 Cousin Patrick's like a coronary waiting to happen. 538 00:36:13,710 --> 00:36:17,631 Look, I know this isn't exactly a great time... 539 00:36:18,256 --> 00:36:20,258 ...but are you seeing anyone? 540 00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:23,220 Can we talk about it after I've buried my aunt? 541 00:36:25,555 --> 00:36:27,015 Right. 542 00:36:27,641 --> 00:36:30,185 Sorry. Um... 543 00:36:30,352 --> 00:36:34,690 I'll make sure to pass along my condolences to Patrick. 544 00:36:41,488 --> 00:36:42,656 You're sure about this? 545 00:36:42,823 --> 00:36:47,119 It's the only way we can keep you from resisting your urges. 546 00:36:47,285 --> 00:36:48,662 It's really hard. 547 00:36:48,829 --> 00:36:50,997 I'll be with you the whole time. 548 00:36:51,164 --> 00:36:53,625 No, I mean, it's really hard. Handcuffs turn me on. 549 00:37:01,383 --> 00:37:04,010 They don't give you extra credit for showing up early. 550 00:37:04,553 --> 00:37:07,639 -Where's your lawyer? -In labor, crapping out a kid. 551 00:37:07,806 --> 00:37:10,517 -Representing myself. -Well, got some bad news. 552 00:37:10,726 --> 00:37:12,144 Aunt Ginger passed away. 553 00:37:13,353 --> 00:37:16,648 Yeah. On the plus side, turns out she left me the house. 554 00:37:16,857 --> 00:37:19,025 -What did you do? -Only what I had to. 555 00:37:19,192 --> 00:37:23,113 How about a thank you? No danger they'll haul you away for social security fraud. 556 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,950 No more checks to cash either, fuck you very much. 557 00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:30,203 -Always about the money, isn't it? -We'll work this out inside. 558 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:32,122 That's why we're here. 559 00:37:35,459 --> 00:37:37,419 I'll see you in there. Ahem. 560 00:37:37,586 --> 00:37:38,879 Fiona. 561 00:37:39,087 --> 00:37:41,590 Hey, I missed you so much. 562 00:37:41,757 --> 00:37:43,425 Hi. Hi. 563 00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:45,594 Where's my little man? 564 00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:47,888 - Hi. - Hey, room for us in here? 565 00:37:48,096 --> 00:37:49,473 -Hi. -Hi. 566 00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:50,724 -Get the will? -Got it. 567 00:37:50,891 --> 00:37:52,100 -Go file it now. -Okay. 568 00:37:59,107 --> 00:38:02,652 Frank. Is it you? 569 00:38:02,819 --> 00:38:04,237 Mom. 570 00:38:37,354 --> 00:38:39,231 Are you okay? 571 00:38:40,065 --> 00:38:42,275 Yeah. I'm just pretty hungry. 572 00:38:42,442 --> 00:38:45,779 -Would you make me something? -Oh, my God. 573 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:51,993 Of course I'll make you something. 574 00:38:56,498 --> 00:39:00,794 - DFS, like to get us started here? - Thank you, Your Honor. 575 00:39:00,961 --> 00:39:03,922 Britney Sturges, Department of Family Services. 576 00:39:04,089 --> 00:39:07,175 After receiving a report about the home, I found the children... 577 00:39:07,342 --> 00:39:09,803 ...under Francis Gallagher, in a state of neglect. 578 00:39:09,970 --> 00:39:13,515 We subsequently removed the children from the home for their protection. 579 00:39:13,682 --> 00:39:16,184 Mr. Gallagher, you want the children back? 580 00:39:17,143 --> 00:39:19,396 They're my kids, Your Honor. 581 00:39:19,563 --> 00:39:22,274 The mother has relinquished her parental rights. 582 00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:24,985 -What? -Monica doesn't wanna be our mom? 583 00:39:25,151 --> 00:39:26,903 She did it so I can bring you home. 584 00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:32,033 And Ms. Gallagher has filed a petition to terminate the father's parental rights. 585 00:39:32,242 --> 00:39:34,452 -Yes. -Are you prepared to assume custody? 586 00:39:34,619 --> 00:39:37,789 I am. I can provide a stable environment for the kids. 587 00:39:37,998 --> 00:39:40,000 Something sorely lacking with our father. 588 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:44,170 I have a full-time job and I will soon own a home. 589 00:39:49,092 --> 00:39:51,845 Hi, um, Cleopatra. 590 00:39:52,012 --> 00:39:55,307 I'm here to file a will, please. If you can just... 591 00:39:56,099 --> 00:39:57,684 "Ginger Gallagher"? 592 00:39:57,893 --> 00:39:59,144 Second one today. 593 00:40:00,353 --> 00:40:02,731 -What? -Had another will filed earlier. 594 00:40:03,481 --> 00:40:06,776 Um, how is that possible? 595 00:40:06,985 --> 00:40:09,070 Here, it's... 596 00:40:12,032 --> 00:40:14,910 Dated last year. It supersedes yours. 597 00:40:15,118 --> 00:40:16,411 Who the hell filed it? 598 00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:21,333 Patrick Gallagher. 599 00:40:23,043 --> 00:40:26,379 -Cousin Patrick. -She leave the house to him? 600 00:40:29,716 --> 00:40:32,844 -Thank you. -Next. 601 00:40:34,638 --> 00:40:38,308 Eggs Benedict, coming up. 602 00:40:39,225 --> 00:40:41,895 Mm. Voilà. 603 00:40:42,646 --> 00:40:49,277 -Oh. Heh. Good. -Toast, some fruit. 604 00:40:55,951 --> 00:40:59,996 I owe you an apology. I never should have said those things. 605 00:41:00,205 --> 00:41:02,832 I never should have made you choose. 606 00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:09,631 Um, where is he? My baby? 607 00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:15,971 He's not... 608 00:41:16,388 --> 00:41:18,682 ...living here right now. 609 00:41:18,890 --> 00:41:22,310 -Where is he? -He's with his daddy. 610 00:41:22,936 --> 00:41:28,149 He's where he belongs for now, and you're back where you belong. 611 00:41:30,485 --> 00:41:32,821 I don't deserve him after what I did. 612 00:41:32,988 --> 00:41:34,781 Don't say that. 613 00:41:35,824 --> 00:41:37,242 I don't. 614 00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:42,247 The best thing about mistakes is we get to correct them. 615 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:51,423 His name is Hiram. And we call him Hymie. 616 00:41:51,589 --> 00:41:57,595 And he is a beautiful, wonderful, baby boy. 617 00:41:58,221 --> 00:42:00,056 Hymie. 618 00:42:02,976 --> 00:42:05,478 Go on, eat it while it's hot. 619 00:42:06,479 --> 00:42:08,189 Thank you. 620 00:42:08,356 --> 00:42:10,442 I love you. 621 00:42:12,152 --> 00:42:16,823 Your brother Ian testified about your father's months-long absence. 622 00:42:17,032 --> 00:42:19,451 Did his disappearance make you sad? 623 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,870 I don't know. 624 00:42:22,037 --> 00:42:24,831 Were you glad when he came back? 625 00:42:25,123 --> 00:42:27,167 -He got me into camp. -Camp? 626 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,460 My first time. 627 00:42:29,044 --> 00:42:30,503 Had a good time at camp? 628 00:42:31,171 --> 00:42:34,090 -Yeah. -Happy when he came back? 629 00:42:34,716 --> 00:42:35,967 I guess. 630 00:42:36,551 --> 00:42:38,678 What about you, Deborah? 631 00:42:38,845 --> 00:42:41,306 Were you glad when your father came back? 632 00:42:43,058 --> 00:42:45,351 I was glad he wasn't dead. 633 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,270 You miss him while he was gone? 634 00:42:47,437 --> 00:42:50,190 Uh, very much. 635 00:42:50,356 --> 00:42:52,358 Did he get you into camp? 636 00:42:53,943 --> 00:42:57,280 I spent the summer at the pool. Daddy helped me learn. 637 00:42:57,864 --> 00:43:00,116 -How to swim? -Sort of. 638 00:43:00,283 --> 00:43:03,536 It was a hard summer. Wouldn't have made it through without him. 639 00:43:04,454 --> 00:43:06,247 Fiona helped me too. 640 00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:11,169 Mr. Gallagher, you have very special children. 641 00:43:11,336 --> 00:43:13,421 That's why I had to leave, Your Honor. 642 00:43:13,630 --> 00:43:18,635 I couldn't stand to see them live through my battles with addiction any longer. 643 00:43:18,843 --> 00:43:20,845 It was my fight, not theirs. 644 00:43:21,054 --> 00:43:22,514 So you left. 645 00:43:22,972 --> 00:43:24,599 To get help. 646 00:43:24,766 --> 00:43:28,394 Sometimes the hardest part is admitting you need it. 647 00:43:28,603 --> 00:43:31,940 And I didn't wanna come home until I was clean and sober. 648 00:43:32,107 --> 00:43:34,943 A father they could be proud of. 649 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:37,278 It isn't easy... 650 00:43:37,904 --> 00:43:40,907 ...but every day I still have one of these is a good day. 651 00:43:41,074 --> 00:43:43,618 -You're not buying this, are you? -Miss Gallagher. 652 00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:47,163 -Have you seen his record? -Right here. 653 00:43:47,330 --> 00:43:50,458 Breaking and entering, drunk and disorderly, public urination... 654 00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:53,336 ...solicitation, possession, possession with intent... 655 00:43:53,503 --> 00:43:57,423 ...domestic disturbance, four DUIs, and you don't even own a car. 656 00:43:58,133 --> 00:44:00,218 Alcohol is a cruel mistress. 657 00:44:00,426 --> 00:44:03,888 -He hasn't stopped drinking. He never will. -Your Honor, if I may? 658 00:44:04,055 --> 00:44:07,767 Fiona has been hurt by my behavior too many times to believe I've changed. 659 00:44:07,934 --> 00:44:10,103 That's my fault, not hers. 660 00:44:10,270 --> 00:44:16,609 She has kept things going in my absence and I will be forever grateful. 661 00:44:17,443 --> 00:44:19,404 I'm not the perfect parent. 662 00:44:20,405 --> 00:44:24,659 I like to have a good time, to live life to the fullest. 663 00:44:24,826 --> 00:44:28,329 Sometimes I go too far. 664 00:44:29,664 --> 00:44:31,875 But I love my kids. 665 00:44:32,750 --> 00:44:35,086 They mean the world to me. 666 00:44:37,714 --> 00:44:39,299 I don't know... 667 00:44:39,674 --> 00:44:42,468 I don't know what I'd be if I wasn't a dad. 668 00:44:42,635 --> 00:44:44,429 I'd be nothing. 669 00:44:45,013 --> 00:44:47,974 Please don't take my kids away from me. 670 00:44:49,684 --> 00:44:55,899 Ms. Gallagher, you wanna tell me why your father should be declared unfit? 671 00:44:59,194 --> 00:45:01,738 We were living out of a car once. 672 00:45:02,947 --> 00:45:04,949 Uncle Nick had kicked us out. 673 00:45:06,117 --> 00:45:08,912 Couldn't find anyone else who'd take us in. 674 00:45:09,913 --> 00:45:14,209 Lip and Ian and me were sleeping in the back seat when Frank pulled over. 675 00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:18,963 Middle of the night, think it was Halsted. 676 00:45:20,173 --> 00:45:23,635 Told me to take the boys and sit on the curb, and he'd be right back. 677 00:45:25,011 --> 00:45:26,763 I was 6. 678 00:45:28,765 --> 00:45:32,977 A few hours later, we're still sitting on the sidewalk... 679 00:45:33,186 --> 00:45:35,271 ...and Ian's head is burning up. 680 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,234 He's hysterical, I don't know what to do. 681 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:43,238 So I ran down the street, Lip under one arm... 682 00:45:43,446 --> 00:45:47,242 ...Ian under the other, trying to flag down help. 683 00:45:48,409 --> 00:45:51,871 Would've been easier scoring crack than a ride to the clinic. 684 00:45:52,038 --> 00:45:53,665 I finally made it on foot. 685 00:45:55,959 --> 00:45:58,336 They said Ian had a fever of 104. 686 00:46:00,713 --> 00:46:04,550 Another couple hours and who knows? 687 00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:11,182 I didn't find Frank till a couple days later. 688 00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:14,477 First thing he asked me... 689 00:46:15,645 --> 00:46:17,522 ...was how much money I had on me. 690 00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:27,949 I wish I could say that was the only time but it was just the first. 691 00:46:29,284 --> 00:46:31,577 My mother is bipolar... 692 00:46:32,161 --> 00:46:36,124 ...and my father is an alcoholic and an addict. 693 00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:39,711 He takes what he pleases and he offers nothing. 694 00:46:39,877 --> 00:46:43,214 No money, no support. 695 00:46:46,759 --> 00:46:49,929 I've done what I could to help raise my siblings. 696 00:46:50,096 --> 00:46:52,307 I wish I could have done more. 697 00:46:52,890 --> 00:46:57,353 I'm not asking for your pity or your admiration... 698 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,565 ...I just wanna give these kids everything they deserve... 699 00:47:00,732 --> 00:47:04,986 ...because they're great kids and they deserve better. 700 00:47:07,613 --> 00:47:09,782 Chambers, please. 701 00:47:11,284 --> 00:47:14,287 I know you didn't ask for it, but you've got my admiration. 702 00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:17,707 Your siblings are very fortunate to have you. 703 00:47:17,874 --> 00:47:19,500 I just wanna bring them home. 704 00:47:19,709 --> 00:47:22,545 From all appearances, your father is a pathological liar... 705 00:47:22,712 --> 00:47:25,590 ...and it's just a matter of time before he screws up again. 706 00:47:25,757 --> 00:47:28,885 It's my job to determine the best interest of the children... 707 00:47:29,052 --> 00:47:33,181 ...and I would rather not leave them in his care, but here's my problem: 708 00:47:33,389 --> 00:47:37,518 Neglectful as he may be, that's not enough to prove abuse. 709 00:47:37,685 --> 00:47:40,521 So you're gonna let him keep his rights to the kids? 710 00:47:40,688 --> 00:47:44,734 I'm considering appointing you the guardian... 711 00:47:44,901 --> 00:47:48,363 ...which would give you legal rights to make decisions about these kids. 712 00:47:48,529 --> 00:47:51,741 As guardian you'd have a legal role in their lives from here on. 713 00:47:52,450 --> 00:47:54,577 -Okay. -Hold on. 714 00:47:55,161 --> 00:47:57,330 I said I was considering it. 715 00:48:00,416 --> 00:48:03,544 Taking care of these kids would be your life. 716 00:48:04,128 --> 00:48:05,171 It already is. 717 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:07,840 You're prepared to be responsible until they're 18? 718 00:48:08,007 --> 00:48:11,010 You have one brother who's 2. That's 16 more years. 719 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:15,640 -If that's what's in their best interest. -Well, what's in your best interest? 720 00:48:16,890 --> 00:48:18,393 I have a daughter. 721 00:48:18,559 --> 00:48:21,187 And when she was around your age, she went to college. 722 00:48:21,354 --> 00:48:24,190 She traveled across the country. The best time of her life. 723 00:48:24,357 --> 00:48:27,443 Now, if you decide to do this... 724 00:48:27,610 --> 00:48:29,612 ...there's no changing your mind. 725 00:48:29,821 --> 00:48:34,450 Your siblings come first, even if you decide that you want your life back at some point. 726 00:48:34,617 --> 00:48:37,245 Even if you get married and you and your husband... 727 00:48:37,412 --> 00:48:39,330 ...wanna start a new family. 728 00:48:39,539 --> 00:48:43,042 I appreciate how you feel about these kids... 729 00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:45,962 ...but I wouldn't want that for my daughter. 730 00:48:46,295 --> 00:48:49,590 We're talking about the rest of your life. 731 00:48:57,432 --> 00:49:00,143 Mr. Gallagher, you've admitted it's been challenging... 732 00:49:00,309 --> 00:49:03,354 ...to handle this responsibility on your own. 733 00:49:03,521 --> 00:49:06,940 Now, if I allow you to retain your parental rights... 734 00:49:07,108 --> 00:49:11,237 ...would you consent to your daughter becoming guardian to these children? 735 00:49:11,404 --> 00:49:13,072 They'd still be my kids? 736 00:49:13,281 --> 00:49:16,033 Provided you attend 60 days of AA. 737 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,995 But she'd have all the responsibility? 738 00:49:19,203 --> 00:49:21,414 Not all, but yes. 739 00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:23,957 Works for me. 740 00:49:29,922 --> 00:49:33,468 Do you agree to be the guardian of these children? 741 00:49:36,012 --> 00:49:37,805 Yes, I do. 742 00:49:39,307 --> 00:49:41,559 Well, that will be my order, then. 743 00:49:42,768 --> 00:49:44,604 Take your children home. 744 00:49:56,199 --> 00:49:58,409 -You gonna tell her about the house? -Not yet. 745 00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:07,627 I got my kids back! 746 00:50:09,212 --> 00:50:11,088 Drinks on the house! 747 00:50:11,380 --> 00:50:12,507 Just one! 748 00:50:12,715 --> 00:50:16,302 -Just one! -Just one. Let's start with one. 749 00:50:22,934 --> 00:50:26,145 -So where are the kids at, Frank? -Fuck if I know. 750 00:50:26,312 --> 00:50:28,189 Hey, who's got the next round? 751 00:50:30,191 --> 00:50:31,943 - Who wants to hit the pool? - Me. 752 00:50:32,109 --> 00:50:34,403 -I got swim diapers. -I do. 753 00:50:38,324 --> 00:50:41,410 Guess we're not getting our own place any time soon. 754 00:50:44,121 --> 00:50:46,165 I'll grab towels! 755 00:51:13,693 --> 00:51:15,361 Jody? 756 00:51:16,195 --> 00:51:18,531 Are you blowing yourself? 757 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:22,075 Hey. When'd you get home?